In my guild, we have a long-time member, I’ll call him Mark. He’s a good and friendly person, but he’s definitely not officer material. Passive-aggressive, flaky, self-centered. Mark’s been pining for officership for years.
I haven’t been in officership for a while (because I’ve been raiding more diapers than instances), but I was surprised to learn of Mark’s recent promotion to officer.
An officer friend chatted me up:
“Hey, how you doing?”
“Good. So what happened with Mark?”
“What do you mean?”
“I couldn’t help but notice that he’s an officer now.”
“So, what happened?”
“Well, he’s been here forever…”
Oh… crap. Continue reading But He’s Been Here Forever
You’ve got a new character for a big massively multiplayer game, so you need a name. How do you come up with a good name? Good question! I might write about that another time.
This is a list of what people do wrong. It was written with both a genero-fantasy setting and a standard English keyboard in mind.
(Higher on list is less bad, lower on list is less good.)
- Generic names: Dragon. Angel. Valor.
- “Foreign” Language words: Grande. Ikimasho. (Foreign to you is not foreign to all–you’d laugh at a character whose name was “Big” or “Let’s go!”)
- Jammed words: Dragonangel. Burningcat.
- Meta: An undead named Rotting. A tauren named Beefcake.
- Out of game context (OOC): Chuck. Spaceship.
- Unoriginal: Legolas. Drizzt.
- Jammed and meta: Deathknight.
- Jammed and OOC: Chucknorris. Brucewillis. Captainplanet.
- Jammed and meta and OOC: Undeadfred.
- Jammed and talking to the reader: Ucantseeme. Pwnyou. Imdeath. (Personally, I always choose the most obtuse nickname possible for these kind of names: “See you later, Imd.” “My nickname is supposed to be Death <cry>”)
- Unoriginal and late: Llegolass. Driiiiiiizzt.
- Unoriginal and late and jammed: Elflegolas. Deathknightt.
- Prescription drug name: Propecia. Celexa. (Although given enough time, pharma could eliminate the genero-fantasy namespace)
- Swapped characters: Dragòn. (previously discussed: Text-based game, yet I cannot type your name.)
- Unoriginal and swapped: Lêgolâs.
- Unoriginal and swapped and late: Elflêgolâs.
- Political statements of any kind: Nobama. Mclame. (Your political views are uninteresting in a game context.)
- Jammed and talking to reader and swapped: Üçântsêêmê.
The order of these gets hairy in the middle and is to taste, although I feel pretty solid about the top and bottom.
Thanks to the readers who helped with ideas.
Did I forget anything? Is there a name worse than Üçântsêêmê?
In these wonderful online games, the longer one single namespace exists, the fewer the names available in that namespace. At some point, all the good names are going to be taken. What then?
Continue reading Swâpped Letters in Namês
“Hey guys, I’M BACK”
What follows isn’t always a fanfare of trumpets for the officers of that guild.
Continue reading Return of the Mixed Blessing
I recently wrote some gushing praise on Wrath questing–about how Blizzard finally has it figured out, how it’s great fun, blah blah blah. All that was before my wife and I moved into the Grizzly Hills.
Now, I’m eating my words.
What a massive comedown this zone is after Dragonblight!
Let’s run down really quickly the change in tone and content from the previous zone to this one:
- ride siege machines
- rescue villagers from an undead-ridden city on a snow gryphon
- fight dragons from dragonback
- subvert the lieutenants of Naxxramas
- pal around with the leader of the Emerald Dream
- invade a horde city alongside your faction leaders
- grind elk meats with a horrible drop rate
- grind bear flanks with a horrible drop rate
- grind wolves
- grind troll mojo with a horrible drop rate, do it five times in a row, with only the location of the troll camp changing each time
- grind some herbs because some random npc stubbed his foot and needs foot balm
- grind the same wolves again for someone else
- travel all over the zone by horseback because there are only two flight points (poorly located)
- double back constantly because different quest hubs target the same areas
Basically, everything I said in my previous post on quest quality was undone in this zone.
Admittedly, I’m not interested at all in the pvp quests, so maybe I’m missing the point. Are those quests any good? More importantly, are they so good that they redeem the rest of the zone?
I’m so glad to be moving on to Zul’Drak. I’m going to skip the Grizzly Hills entirely on my alts.