Mitch Hedberg had an excellent bit where he talked about buying a doughnut. This is how it starts: “I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you the money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction.” He would […]
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Infectious Thought: Raid encounters
(Warning: infectious thoughts are difficult to root out once they take hold.)Most simple raid encounters are kind of like a magic bukkake scene, especially with many flashy casters in the raid. (If you don’t know what bukkake is, don’t search for it while you’re at work.)Apologies.
Texan Sayings
In my April 2008 issue of Writer’s Digest, there’s a short article by G. Kyle White called “Back Up Your Work for Free”. Here’s the first sentence: There’s a saying in Texas: If you don’t like the weather, wait a minute and it’ll change. Ah, Texas. Compare this to Mark Twain’s famous quote: If you […]