Fools, Silence, and Damage Reporting–supplemental

(Pre­vi­ous article)

While it’s a bad idea to link your dam­age meters over a com­mon chat chan­nel, it’s a very bad idea to link your dam­age report if you’re a dam­age dealer and you’re that one dps’er who con­sis­tently does less dam­age than the tank. What you’re try­ing to say is that you out­per­form the healer at doing dam­age, but what you’re really say­ing is:

“The healer’s good enough to keep every­one alive and also do 30% of the dam­age that I’m doing.”

The healer’s dam­age is basi­cally like the rock bot­tom of dam­age per­for­mance in a raid. Heal­ing does zero dam­age. You are also say­ing that you don’t under­stand groups enough to know what the dif­fer­ent roles do, but you aren’t going to let that slow your spam­ming down. This is a chain of thought that will imme­di­ately lead oth­ers to group with you less, because vet­er­ans will sense that this is prob­a­bly the tip of the iceberg:

  • you roll for gear that doesn’t apply to you and then throw a fit when some­one tries to tell you how your char­ac­ter works
  • you don’t under­stand or don’t care about crowd control
  • you cry and blame some­one every time you die
  • you go afk with­out warning
  • you com­plain about repair costs
  • you never have elixirs/poisons/food buffs
  • you use curse words in a way that’s not inter­est­ing, rel­e­vant, or funny

Not every­one is all of these, but usu­ally these char­ac­ter flaws don’t come in sin­gle serv­ings. Most peo­ple went to the all you can eat Buf­fet of Broken.

And yes, this was all that a sin­gle dam­age meter post said. And inci­den­tally, this per­son lived up to many of the above-listed pre­dic­tions.

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